Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry Lyrics
Say, do you remember that guy larry next doorWell, he always was the neighborhood clownLike the time he pulled my pants offAnd he took those color picturesAnd posted copies all over townOr the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawnOr those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawnWhat a crazy kid larry was, always foolin aroundBoy, what a jokerWhat a funny, funny guyIll never forget about larryNo matter how I trySay, do you remember when I lost all my haircause lar gave me that nair shampooAnd hey, how bout the day he put ben gay inside my jockstrapAnd filled my toothpaste tube up glueAll those wedgies he gaveAll those shoestrings he tiedAll those brownies he made with the ex-lax insideOh, lar, I swear, it was a laugh a minute with youBoy, what a jokerWhat a funny, funny guyIll never forget about larryNo matter how I tryYou know I couldnt help but laughEven though he treated me like slimeRemember when he cut my car in half?Well, he really got me good that time!Say, do you remember when I broke in larrys houseLate at night and tied his mouth with a ragThen I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forestAnd stuffed him in a big plastic bagIf the cops ever find him, who knows what theyd sayBut Im sure if ol lar were still with us todayHe would have to agree with meIt was a pretty good gagOh boy, what a jokerWhat a funny, funny guyIll never forget about larryNo matter how I tryOh boy, what a jokerWhat a funny, funny guyIll never forget about larryNo matter how I tryNo matter how I tryOh, I remember larry
