Weird Al Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now Lyrics
Isnt it strangeFeels like Im lookin in the mirrorWhat would people sayIf only they knew that I wasPart of some geneticists plan (plan-plan-plan)Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)There in a petri dish late one nightThey took a donors body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I sayI think Im a clone nowTheres always two of me just a-hangin aroundI think Im a clone nowcause every chromosome is a hand-me-downLook at the wayWe go out walking close togetherI guess you could sayIm really beside myselfI still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)Born in a science lab late one nightWithout a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a viewI think Im a clone now (a clone now)Theres always two of me just a-hangin aroundI think Im a clone now (a clone now)cause every chromosome is a hand-me-downI think Im a clone now (a clone now)And I can stay at home while Im out of townI think Im a clone now (a clone now)cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-downSigning autographs for my fansCome and meet the carbon copy manLivin in stereo, its all rightWell I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I sayI think Im a clone nowAnother one of mes always hangin aroundI think Im a clone nowcause every chromosome is a hand-me-downI think Im a clone now (a clone now)Ive been on oprah winfrey - Im world renownedI think Im a clone now (a clone now)And every pair of genes is a hand-me-downI think Im a clone now (a clone now)Thats my genetic twin always hangin aroundI think Im a clone now (a clone now)cause every chromosome is a hand-me-downI think Im a clone now (a clone now)
