Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Lyrics
I dont care about your karmaI dont care about whats hipNo space cadets gonna tell me what to doI wont swim in your jacuzziYou cant make me settle downId rather kick and jump and bite and scratchAnd scream until Im blueI may as well be hyper as long as Im still aroundcause Ill have lots of time to be laid backWhen Im six feet underground.(chorus)Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)Ill be mellow when Im dead (Ill be mellow when Im dead)When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your headsIll be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im deadI cant stand the smell of incenseI dont really like to jogNo joanie mitchell 8-tracks in the car (oooh)I hate anything organicEven health food makes me sickYou wont catch me sipping perrierDown in some sushi bar, I tell youNows the time to go for all the gusto you can grabYoull have plenty of time to be low-keyWhen youre laid out on the slab(chorus)Ow! bobcat!I dont want no part of that vegetarian sceneI wont buy me a pair of designer jeansNo redwood hot tub to my nameI got all that I want and if its all the same to youI dont need a course in selfawarenessTo find out who I amAnd Id rather have a big mac or a jumbo jackThan all the bean sprouts in japanAh so dont ask me what Im intoI dont need to prove Im coolIll break your arm if you ask me whats my signI wont tell you where my heads atI dont need to see no shrinkPsychosis may be in this year but Im really not that kindAnd Im in no hurry to be casualIn fact I think Ill waitUntil Im pushing up the daisiesLike wow, man, can you relate?Ill be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im dead (mellow when Im dead)Ill be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im dead (mellow when Im dead)Ill be mellow when Im deadIll be mellow when Im dead .....wooooowww!
