Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Repair For You Lyrics
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weakYour trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leakYou just found out your toilet's overflowedAnd your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explodeButI'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)I'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all nightYou got some termites with a healthy appetiteWell have no fear, i'll patch up every holeAnd i'm licensed and i'm bonded, even se habla espanolSoI'll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)I'll repair for you (when your plunger's no use)I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackleYou got a leaky shower, i'll be there in an hourWith stucco, bricks and plaster, i am a jedi masterWe'll help you through your crisisCheck out our low, low prices too, yeahYour floors are sagging and your plumbing's shotBut if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that i squatI'll repair for you, anything that you needI'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteedI'll repair for you, i'll rewire it tooI'll repair for youI'll repair for youI'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
