Weird Al Yankovic - Isle Thing Lyrics
Met this fine young thingAt the local circle kWe made a date for a half past eightAnd I said, what the hey?So I journeyed to her cribAnd I let myself insideThat chick was slouched down on the couchI think her brain was friedCouldnt figure it outShe wouldnt even look at meThen I saw her eyes, she was hypnotisedCold glued to her tvHey, whats your problem baby dollLets have a little flingShe said, hey you fool, now just be coolIm watchin that gilligans isle thingIsle thingIsle thing, isle thing, isle thingWatchin all nightMusta, been a marathonI was bummin, those shows kept cominHeres what was goin onThese castaways were strandedOn this island out at seaOne of them called gilliganSo lets name him after mHed mess up every rescueMan, that first mate was illinIf I was one of those castawaysI think Id probably kill imJust about that timeTelephone began to ringShe said, just let it, my machinell getWere watchin the gilligans isle thingIsle thingShe loves that gilligans isle thingIsle thing, isle thing, isle thingPlease, baby, baby, pleaseI like the professorHe always saves their buttsHe could build a nuclear reactorFrom a clouple of coconutsShe said, that guys a geniusI shook my head and laughedI said, if hes so fly, they tell me whyHe couldnt build a lousy raftAnd while were on the subjectIll tell you one thing for sureThose homeboys brought an awful lotFor just a three hour tourThen her mom came in the roomIt was kind of embarrasingShe said, hey you two, I was once like youAnd I loved that gilligans isle thingIsle thingShed watch that gilligans isle thingPlease, baby, baby, pleaseSkippers in a hammockHes looking kinda fatHed throw a fit and then hed hitOld gilligan with his hatMrs. hal had it goin onBut mr. hal was meanerGinger and mary anne couldve usedSome funky cold medina (? )I was really diggin this showI didnt know what to doIt kinda looked like I was hookedNow Im an addict tooI know each episode by heartNow Im the rerun kingAnd on every date we both stay up lateAnd we watch the gilligans isle thingIsle thingHasta la vista, little buddyGilligans isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
