Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics
Its all about the pentiums, babyUhh, uh-huh, yeahUhh, uh-huh, yeahIts all about the pentiums, babyIts all about the pentiums, babyIts all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)YeahWhat yall wanna do?Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackersWastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin at hewlett packard?Workin at a desk with a dumb little placard?Yeah, payin the bills with my mad programming skillsDefraggin my hard drive for thrillsI got me a hundred gigabytes of ramI never feed trolls and I dont read spamInstalled a t1 line in my houseAlways at my pc, double-clickin on my mizouseUpgrade my system at least twice a dayIm strictly plug-and-play, I aint afraid of y2kIm down with bill gates, I call him money for shortI phone him up at home and I make him do my tech supportIts all about the pentiums, what?Youve gotta be the dumbest newbie Ive ever seenYouve got white-out all over your screenYou think your commodore 64 is really neatoWhat kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?Youre usin a 286? dont make me laughYour windows boots up in what, a day and a half?You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy disketteYoure the biggest joke on the internetYour database is a disasterYoure waxin your modem, tryin to make it go fasterHey fella, I bet youre still livin in your parents cellarDownloadin pictures of sarah michelle gellarAnd postin me too! like some brain-dead aol-erI should do the world a favor and cap you like old yellerYoure just about as useless as jpegs to hellen kellerIts all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Now, what yall wanna do?Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackersWastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin at hewlett packard?Uh, uh, loggin in nowWanna run wit my crew, hah?Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?They call me the king of the spreadsheetsGot em printed out on my bedsheetsMy new computers got the clocks, it rocksBut it was obsolete before I opened the boxYou say youve had your desktop for over a week?Throw that junk away, man, its an antiqueYour laptop is a month old? well thats greatIf you could use a nice, heavy paperweightMy digital media is write-protectedEvery file inspected, no viruses detectedI beta tested every operation systemGave props to some, and others? I dissed emWhile your computers crashin, mines multitaskinIt does all my work without me even askinGot a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wideI believe that your says etch-a-sketch on the sideIn a 32-bit world, youre a 2-bit userYouve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loserYour motherboard melts when you try to send a faxWhered you get your cpu, in a box of cracker jacks?Play me online? well, you know that Ill beat youIf I ever meet you Ill control-alt-delete youWhat? what? what? what? what?Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Its all about the pentiums! (its all about the pentiums, baby)Now, what yall wanna do?Wanna be hackers? code crackers? slackersWastin time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin at hewlett packard?What? ?
