Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park Lyrics
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoesAnd before long, they were cloning dnaNow Im being chased by some irate veloceraptorsWell, believe me... this has been one lousy dayJurassic park is frightning in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone shut the fence off in the rainI admit its kinda eerieBut this proves my chaos theoryAnd I dont think Ill be coming back againOn noI cannot approve of this attractioncause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda madA huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawerWell, I suppose that proves... theyre really not all badJurassic park is frightning in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone let t. rex out of his penIm afraid those thingsll harm mecause they sure dont act like barneyAnd they think that Im their dinner, not their friendOh noJurassic park is frightning in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildWhat a crummy weekend this has beenWell, this sure aint no e-ticketThink Ill tell them where to stick itcause Im never coming back this way againOh no... oh no
