Weird Al Yankovic - Laundry Day Lyrics
You gotta keep em separatedYou like the latest fashionsYoud like to keep em cleanYou take a trip every week to the laundromatThrow a load in the washing machineBut if you dont wanna ruin your clothesYou gotta sort em out first as everyone knowsRemember bright colors and the others dont mixBefore you washem up, washem up, washem up, washem upHeyAre your undies turning pinkTake em out (you gotta keepem separated)Hey, are your cottons gonna shrinkSort em out (you gotta keepem separated)Hey, then when its timeYou can stick em in the dryerYou can hang em on a lineHey, its laundry day