Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Lyrics
I finally made it through med schoolSomehow I made it throughIm just an internI still make a mistake or twoI was last in my classBarely passsed at the instituteNow Im trying to avoid, yah Im trying to avoidA malpractise suitHey, like a surgeonCuttin for the very first timeLike a surgeonOrgan transplants are my lineBetter give me all your gause nurseThis patients fading fastComplications have set inDont know how long hell lastLet me see, that i.v.Here we go - time to operateIll pull his indsides out, pull his insides outAnd see what he ateLike a surgeon, heyCuttin for the very first timeLike a surgeonHeres a waiver for you to signWoe, woe, woeIts a fact - Im a quackThe disgrace of the a.m.a.cause my patients die, yah my patients dieBefore they can payLike a surgeon, heyCuttin for the very first timeLike a surgeonGot your kidneys on my mindLike a surgeon, ooh like a surgeonWhen I reach insideWith my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractorsOh oh, oh oh, woe, ohOoh baby, yahI can hear your heartbeatFor the very last time
