Weird Al Yankovic - Matter Of Crust Lyrics
Some bread, you can get bargain-pricedAnd every loaf you buy begins with a singular sliceBut you know it will go stale againAlways does, its just a question of whenIve lived long enough to have learnedThe longer it stays in the toaster, the more it gets burnedBut that cant happen to usBecause its always been a matter of crust