Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star Lyrics
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or lessAt the checkout counter at the local grocery storeI was only passin byBut a paper caught my eyeAnd I learend a few things I mever knew beforeIt said your pet may be an extra terrestrialIt said the ghost of elvis is living in my denYou can learn to cope with stressYou can beat the irsAnd the incredible frog boy is on the loose againOh, mignight starIts in the weekly midnight starAliens from outer space are sleeping in my carMidnight star, I wanna know, I wanna knowEat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a dayHear the story of the man born without a headAnd top psychics all agreeThat the telephone companyWill have a brand new service that lets you talk to the deadOh, midnight starYou can believe it if you read it in the weekly mignight starTheyre keeping hitlers brain alive inside a jarMidnight star, I wanna know, I wanna knowTell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line growMidnight star, I wanna knowOh, midnight starWell, dont you know that I read it, I read it in the weekly midnight starThe ufos have landed and well tell you where they areMidnight star, I wanna know, I wanna knowMidnight starWell, you can read all about in in the weekly midnight starYou can use you esp to learn to play guitarMidnight star I wanna know, I wanna know(ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(ah, midnight star) inquiring minds like mine wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) I wanna know, I wanna know