Weird Al Yankovic - Mission Statement Lyrics
[Verse 1:]We must all efficientlyOperationalize our strategiesInvest in world-class technologyAnd leverage our core competenciesIn order to holistically administrateExceptional synergyWe'll set a brand trajectoryUsing management's philosophyAdvance our market share vis-à-visOur proven methodologyWith strong commitment to qualityEffectively enhancing corporate synergyTransitioning our companyBy awareness of functionalityPromoting viabilityProviding our supply chain with diversity (versity, ooooh)We will distill our identityThrough client-centric solutionsAnd synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh)(Ahhhhhh)[Bridge:]At the end of the day (At the end of the day)We must monetize our assetsThe fundamentals of changeCan you visualize a value-added experience?That will grow the business infrastructure andMonetize our assetsMonetize our assetsMonetize our assets[Verse 2:]Bringing to the tableOur capitalized reputationProactively overseeingDay-to-day operationsServices and deliverablesWith cross-platform innovationNetworking, soon will bring, seamless integrationRobust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generationBest of breedWe'll succeedIn achieving globalization[Outro:]And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplaceIt's mission-critical to stay incentivizedAgainst this purple-poster-flexible-solutions [?] for our customer baseIf you can't think outside the boxYou'll be downsizedIt's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out! )Well, it's a paradigm shift, now!(Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha! )
