Weird Al Yankovic - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Lyrics
Once, there was this kid whoTook a trip to Singaporeand brought along his spray paintAnd when he finally came backHe had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was fromWhen the warden whacked it so hardMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmOnce there was this girl whoSwore that one day she wouldbe a figure skating championAnd when she finally made itShe saw some other girl who was betterAnd so she hired some guy toClub her in the kneecapMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmThey got paid for their sound bytesAnd sold their TV movie rightsAnd then, there was this guy whoMade his wife so mad one nightthat she cut off his weinerAnd when he finally came toHe found that Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain itIt'd always just been thereMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmMmm Mmm Mmm MmmAaah Aaah Aaah AaahAaah Aaah Aaah AaahAaah Aaah Aaah AaahAaah Aaah Aaah Aaah