Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Lyrics
I visit mr. frump in the hospitalI see him most every dayAnd when i see mr. frump in his iron lungThis is what i hear him say(deep breathing)Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friendHe's never a chump or a teaseHe never tells me lies, and best of allHe never disagreesI bring him candy and flowers every afternoonSit down by his side and say "hi"And then i ask him his opinion of the world situationAnd i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say(deep breathing)Well, unfortunately, soon it came to beMr. frump's dying dayAnd now i bring to you the very last thingThat mr. frump had to say....(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)Amen