Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics
Oh, my baby, my baby she dont want me no moreEver since she saw his poster in that record storeShe says the way he grinds his molars is really sexyShe thinks hes so darn dysfunctional and generation xyShe likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stareYeah, hes her very favorite slacker multi-millionaireWell, my babys in love with eddie vedderShes all crazy bout that eddie vedderOnce she was mine, but now I better just forget hercause my babys in love with eddie vedderNow, every time I see him, well, he looks so grimI guess it really must suck to be a rock star like himWhat a pain in the butt to have so much successSpending all his time moping and avoiding the pressBut my girl cant get enough of his sullen demeanorLike hes some big tortured genious and Im some kinda wienerWell, my babys in love with eddie vedderShes got a thing for that eddie vedderTell me, what can he do that I cant do betterNow my babys in love withI said I said I said my babys in love with eddie vedderHead over heels for that eddie vedderI cant believe it, now shes knitting him a sweatercause my babys in love with eddie vedderI knew we were headin for disasterWhen she caught me hangin out at the ticketmasterNow shes got an unrequited adoratioonFor the frustrated, agitated, designated alienatedSpokesman for the disaffected grunge generationWell, I dont wear doc martens and I dont wear flannelAnd I dont boycott the music video channelAnd I just cant compete with all that money and fameBut I know two can play at this gameYeah, well, lets just see how jealous shess getWhen I start stalking alanis morissetteWell, mny babys in love with eddie vedderShes all crazy bout that eddie vedderOnce she was mine but now I better just forget hercause my babys in love withI said I said I said my babys in love with eddie vedderWhyd she have to fall for that eddie vedderIf she wants to leave me, I guess I better let hercause my babys in love with eddie vedder
