Weird Al Yankovic - My Own Eyes Lyrics
[Intro:]I saw a baby drive a truckI saw a junkie eat a tubaI saw a stripper kiss a duckBehind a dumpster in Aruba[Verse 1:]I saw this fat, psychotic guyHis underwear was made of cricketsHe pawned a skeleton to buySome old expired lotto tickets[Pre-Chorus 1:]I saw a ***** vagrant givingMouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his catI probably could have gone my whole lifeWithout seeing that[Chorus:]With my own eyesI see things that'd drive a normal man insaneWish I could disconnect my brainFrom my own eyes[Verse 2:]I saw a mime get hacked to deathWith an imaginary cleaverI saw an old man's final breathI watched him die from Bieber FeverI saw these diabetic chicksIn an abandoned 7-ElevenI watched them snorting pixie sticksWhile they were belching Stairway To Heaven[Pre-Chorus 2:]I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackersThey could shove up each other's noseI'd like to erase my mind completely but I supposeThat's just the way it goes[Chorus 2]With my own eyesI see things that'd drive a normal man insaneWish I could disconnect my brainFrom my own eyes (my own eyes)Those visions haunt my memoryOh, there's so much I wish I could unseeWith my own eyes[Verse 3:]Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebraAnd he trained it to massage his backMy guinea pig committed hara-kiriSo we used him to play hacky-sackMy neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutoniumAnd frosty ice-cold lemonadeThey took MasterCard and sometimesHuman organs in trade, that's how we paidI have to say that it was really darn good lemonade[Outro:]With my own eyesI've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insaneWish I could disconnect my brainFrom my own eyes (my own eyes)Those visions haunt my memoryOh, there's so much I wish I could unseeWith my own eyes [repeating]
