Weird Al Yankovic - Nobody Here But Us Frogs Lyrics
Oh, Ive really got those ozone layer bluesFrom my elbow down to my shoesSo lets throw another fire on the logsNow we can go downtown and fill the latrineWith genuine columbian lima beansDynastic and elastic, its all made out of plasticTheres nobody here but us frogsId like to find a girl who really caresAbout the size of my nasal hairsShe could feed bananas to the dogsWe could climb the church and look down from the steepleWhere all the ants look like peopleNutritious and delicious, its even surreptitiousTheres nobody here but us frogsThey say Im crazyBut I couldnt care lessWhy dont they leave me aloneCant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical messI get a thrillBein mentally ill, yes I doThey seem to think its a crimeBut its a pleasure sublime, oh yesThats why Im happy here inside these padded wallsMakin obscene telephone callsAnd throwin tv dinners to the hogsI never trust a ***** eskimoAnd dont you eat that purple snowRevolting and disgustingMy belly buttons rustingTheres nobody here but us frogsThey say Im crazyBut I couldnt care lessWhy dont they leave me aloneCant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical messI get a thrillBein mentally ill, yes I doThey seem to think its a crimeBut its a pleasure sublime, oh yesThats why Im happy here inside these padded wallsMakin obscene telephone callsAnd throwin tv dinners to the hogsI like to eat my ice cubes boiling hotAnd wilshire boulevards a commie plotAmazingly congruent, and commonly affluentInnately effervescent, surprisingly incessantSuperblier commended, eccentric and dementedTheres nobody here but usNobody here but usNobody here but us frogs, I mean itNobody here but us frogs
