Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute Lyrics
(constant doo wops in the background throughout the song)Aahh....Well I heard that youre leavin (leavin)Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)cause you found a brand new loverYou decided that Im not your kind (aahh..)So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex (oohh..)And I tore all your pictures in twoAnd I burned down the malt shop where we used to goJust because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)Thats right (thats right) you aint gonna see me cryinIm glad (Im glad) that you found somebody newcause Id rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glassThan spend one more minute with youI guess I might seem kinda bitterYou got me feeling down in the dumpscause Im stranded all alone in the gas station of loveAnd I have to use the self-service pumpsOh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcaseYou aint (you aint) gonna break my heart in twocause Id rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my faceThan spend one more minute with youId rather rip out my intestines with a forkThan watch you going out with other menId rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)Again and again and again and again and againOh, cant you see what Im tryin to say, darlin...Id rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)Shove an icepick under a toenail or twoId rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongueThan spend one more minute with youYes, Id rather jump ***** on a huge pile of thumbtacksOr stick my nostrils together with crazy glueId rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor bladesThan spend one more minute with youId rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare handsAnd then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I dieThan spend one more minute with you
