Weird Al Yankovic - PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY Lyrics
Finger food and an ice cold kegIt won't cost you an arm and a legDance all night to a rotten bandCome on, people, let's give 'em a handSaturday night it's the place to beEverybody cut footloose with meAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyMet a little lady so pretty and youngShe was quite a talker till the cat got her tongueShe oozed up beside me, I turned on my charmWell, pretty soon she was completely disarmedI said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"But she cried her eyes out . literallyAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyHey! Hey!Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lipSorry I was using your head for a dipThere's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know whoWait a minute, it looks like StuWell, hold the phone now, what do I see?Another pretty mama got her eye on meAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyThere's a party at the leper colony(Party at the leper colony)There's a party at the leper colony(Party at the leper colony)Oh, there's a party at the leper colony, yeah, party at the leper colonyWell, there's a party at the lepr colony(Party at the leper colony)Hey!