Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Patterns Lyrics
Everywhere, I see them thereI stop and stare at patternsI dont care, I must declareIve got a flair for patternsOn my hair, the clothes I wearMy savoir faire is patternsAll I see is patternsThe patterns that repeatLets go into the bathroomI know were in a room where you would not expect much mathUsually youre in here for a shower or a bathBut if you gaze upon the floor, and if youre kinda smartYoull see the repetition is like geometric artWow, hahaLookEverywhere, I see them thereI stop and stare at patternsI dont care, I must declareIve got a flair for patternsOn my hair, the clothes I wearMy savoir faire is patternsAll I see is patternsThe patterns that repeatHey!A polkameister like myself never has to be boredI just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboardNows the time for earplugs if you care about your healthSo stand back, everybody, Im gonna express myselfLook at this, patternsIve got blisters on my fingersWoo, hey, aw, get downYeah, help me, somebody, wooStill there? okayNext time you find yourself at an exciting polka partyYou can make some patterns with your feet and with your bodyIf you dont know the steps yet, heres the gang with all the answersLadies and gentlemen, introducing, the weird al polka dancersHere they areEverywhere, we see them thereWe stop and stare at patternsWe dont care, we must declareWeve got a flair for patternsOn our hair, the clothes we wearOur savoir faire is patternsAll we see is patternsThe patterns that repeatWallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patternsEvergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patternsGarden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patternsGolden wheat, little feet, my heartbeatI gotta stopPatterns, patterns, patterns, patterns
