Weird Al Yankovic - Ringtone Lyrics
Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)My life is filled with such regretA bad mistake I can't forgetAnd now I'll never be the sameRingtoneWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone?I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)My friends all stare at me whenever I get a callWell, everybody (everybody)Everybody (everybody)Everybody in the world really hates my ringtoneWhen my phone goes off at workI look like the biggest jerkTotal strangers wanna slap me aroundWhen it's ringin' on the terraceMy neighbors get embarrassedThey're beggin' me to move outta townWell, it made my wife so sickShe smashed my iPhone with a brickBut I had it fixed, and now it's just fineIt's a pain, I sure don't need itAnd I probably should delete itBut for me that would be crossin' the line'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nineHey, I paid good money for this...RingtoneWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone?I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)My friends all stare at me whenever I get a callWell, everybody (everybody)Everybody (everybody)Everybody in the world really hates my ringtoneRingtoneRingtoneAhh, oohChinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)Everyone on the land, everyone on the seaEvery single person everywhere unanimouslyEverybody (everybody)Everybody (everybody)Everybody in the whole wide world really hates myRingtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
