Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics
When we first met she seemed perfectly normalI never dreamed shed make my life so hardYou see, my baby, she started to changeStarted lookin kinda strangeWearin all that white makeup and those black leotardsWell, I guess she kept her little secret pretty wellNow, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hellThats right, you see...She never told me she was a mimeShe never told me she was a mime, oh noActin like shes trapped inside a big glass box all the timeShe never told me, she never told me whe was a...Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mimeI wish we both could just talk it all overBut my baby wont even make a soundNow she makes everybody sickDoin that pantomime shtickEven our old friends have stopped coming aroundWell, mmy parents cant stand her and our neighbors hate her gutsShes really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatments driving me nutsYou see...She never told me she was a mimeShe never told me she was a mime, oh noNow shes actin like shes trapped inside a big glass box all the time... what a crimeShe never told me (she never told me) she never told me she was a mimeShe walks against the wind everywhere we goStops at every corner, gotta put on a showCarries round a picture of marcel marceauAlways the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?She never told me she was a mimeShe never told me she was a mime, oh noActin like shes trapped inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yimeShe never told me, she never told me whe was a mime
