Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City Lyrics
Announcer: theres just one place to go for all of your spatula needsRandom voice #1: spatula cityRandom voice #2: spatula cityAnnouncer:A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. and because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct t. where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?Random voice: spatula cityRandom voice: spatula cityAnnouncer:And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny. dont forget, they make great christmas presents. and what betterO say I love you. than with the gift of a spatula?Random voice: spatula cityRandom voice: spatula citySy greenblum:Hello, this is sy greenblum, president of spatula city. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.Announcer:Spatula city - seven locations; were in the yellow pages under spatulas.Neighbor: my, where did you get that lovely spatula?Singers: spatula city: we sell apatulas, and thats all
