Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Lyrics
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreamsDoctor, listen to me, tell me what this meansFirst Im goin shoppin in my underwearThen all of sudden Im floating in mid airMy lips fall off and everybody starts to stareDonuts and hot dogs are flying everywhereNow doctor, wait a minute, you aint heard nothin yetNext comes the part that I wont ever forgetNow Im bein followed by these russian spiesThey give me some velcro, and an order of friesSuddenly Im bowling on the starship enterpriseI fall down a hole and thats when I realizeI am stuck in a closet with vanna whiteIm stuck in a closet with vanna whiteNight after night after night after nightAll right!Doctor, wont you tell me, am I going insaneWas it something I ate or something wrong with my brainSee, Im ***** in church when I meet a dinosaurTry to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floorThen a midget pushes me through a revolving doorAnd Im back in the very same place I was beforeNow Im stuck in a closet with vanna whiteIm stuck in a closet with vanna whiteNight after night after night after nightAnd I cant bust out and I cant break freeAnd its gettin just a little too stuffy here for meAnd I cant go home and I cant get looseAnd I try to escape but its just no useAnd I cant ever leave and I cant ever winAnd were runnin outta air and the walls are closin inAnd I cant go back and I cant get throughBut vanna since youre here, why dont you let me buy a vowel from youCome on vanna, come on!Ow, buhhhDoctor, all those crazy dreams have started againThats right, I even wake up screaming now and thenSee, Im coming home from work but I forgot my addressIm half an hour late for my algebra testThen some slimy alien jumps out of my chestAnd Im falling and falling and I guess you know the restI am stuck in a closet with vanna whiteIm stuck in a closet with vanna whiteNight after night after night after nightI am stuck in a closet with vanna whiteStuck in a closet with vanna whiteN-n-n-night after night after night night nightThen Im stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)Im stuck in a closet with vanna whiteNight after night after night after nightI am stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
