Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy Lyrics
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tightI wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the nightAnd when I look in the mirror im-a such an awesome sightIt makes me wanna kneel down and prayIm so charming and adorable Im sure that you can seeAnd everyones always trying to hang around with meThey tell me Im the greatest and its hard to disagreecause Im so perfect in every wayAnd Im so cute I can hardly stand itAnd Im so handsome honey I could just dieI know that youll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can trycause Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guyBaby are you in the mood for a little romance?Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pantsAnd then attatch electrodes to your brain and watch you danceOh, golly wouldnt that be fun?And then I might decide to tie you up with dental flossIll make you wear a harness and Ill show you whos the bossOf course if you refuse, well honey its your lossI mean I dont do this with just anyone.So how can you say its all over?So how can you tell me goodbye?So now you tell me that youre leaving me for goodAnd all I wanna know is whyI mean after all Im really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guyI mean you could do worse!Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)(to fade)
