Weird Al Yankovic - TRASH DAY Lyrics
Parody of "Hot In Herre" by NellyRottenSo rotten hereSo rottenOhIt was like, the last day before trash dayMy place was gettin' kinda nas-tayEven though the garbage I knew would reek(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more weekThen, um, I'm takin'Birthday cake 'n'(Oh) Chili and greasy old baconThrow it all on top of the mess I been makin'Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'She's naggin'"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor""Is that too much to ask you for?"But I see no reason whyCan't let a few more weeks go byAnd now garbage is piled up highAnd buddy, you should see the fliesI said...There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)You better hold your nose(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)Boy there's a lot in here (a lot)And every day it grows(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)Make ya wanna throw upLook at all this garbage that I keep generatin'(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aromaSure to put you in a comaIt's so messy, can't find my toenail clippersIt's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippersWarm, sweaty clothes piled up in this jointStand up by themselves at this pointIt's so filthy, now baby, I can't lieI wipe my feet before I go outsideI wonder what crawled in here and died(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrifiedBut it gives me stuff to talk about with my friendsLike "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"OhThere's somethin' rotten here (say what?)You better hold your nose(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)Look what we got in here (now what?)Let's watch it decompose(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)Make ya wanna throw upWith a little bit of a... and a little bit of a...Make me wanna throw upIt makes ya wanna... just makes ya wanna...OhSome Lysol, some CometI got a mop and it's got your name on it(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it(Oh) Unless you gonna do itCareful not to breathe the fumesCheck it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroomTurn into toxic waste sometime this afternoonBetter get a Hazmat suit and a push broomOhThere's somethin' rotten here (say what?)You better hold your nose(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)It's gone to pot in here (to pot)Bring out the firehose(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)Make ya wanna throw upWith a little bit a... and a little bit a...Make me wanna throw upGive a little bit a... and a tiny bit a...Make ya wanna throw upMix a little bit a... with a molecule a...Make me wanna throw upIt makes me wanna... just makes me wanna...Oh
