Weird Al Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail Lyrics
Well, hey how ya doin have a seat have a drinkBoy its good to see you, what can I say?Oh, sorry gotta run well get together againSay, what was your name anyway?Well were working on the problem well get back to you soonBut dont try to call me Ill be in a meeting every afternoonFor a year maybe longer keep in touchThanks for dropping by and have a nice day(chorus)The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautifulDont ever change you know what I meanMy girl will call your girlWell talk it through lunchOr leave a message on my machineSo baby wont you sign on the dotted lineIm gonna make your dreams come trueThe checks in the mail, would I lie to you?Well hey wait a minute whats the matter hold onYou want me to fork over the loot?You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to courtAnd you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?Well Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine (yeah)So if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in lineTake a number thanks for calling who loves you babyDont forget to read the fine print.(chorus)Oh, trust me!The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautifulDont ever change, you know what I meanWhy dont you leave a message with my girlIll have lunch with your machineSo baby wont you sign on the dotted lineIm gonna make your dreams come trueThe checks in the mail, would I lie to you?The checks in the mail, would I lie to you?
