Weird Al Yankovic - The Happy Birthday Song. Lyrics
Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWell, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every yearWe'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beerYou should be good and happy that there's something you can eatA million people every day are starving in the streetYour daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poorYour mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle FourThere's garbage in the waterThere's poison in the skyI guess it won't be long before we're all gonna dieHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWell, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pitsEnjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bitsThe monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our gooseTheir finger's on the button, all they need it an excuseIt doesn't take a military genius to seeWe'll all be crispy critters after World War IIIThere's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hideWhen they drop the big one, we all get fried(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youwow! (background screaming, sound effect)Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fightThere's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sightThere's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feedSeems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greedI guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sunBut that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little funSo if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can takeJust blow out the candles and have a piece of cakeHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youwow!Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to you(Happy Birthday!)And a pinch to grow an inch
