Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin toysFor the good gentile girls and the good gentile boysWhen the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to deathHad a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breathFrom his beard to his boots he was covered with ammoLike a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide ramboAnd he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,merry christmas to all, now youre all gonna die!The night santa went crazyThe night st. nick went insaneRealized hed been gettin a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWell, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb itEverywhere youll find pieces of cupid and cometAnd he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostageAnd he ground up poor rudolph into reindeer sausageHe got dancer and prancer with an old german lugerAnd he slashed up dasher just like freddie kruegerAnd he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued blitzenAnd he took a big bite and said, it tastes just like chicken!The night santa went crazyThe night kris kringle went nutsNow you cant hardly walk around the north poleWithout steppin in reindeer gutsTheres the national guard and the f. b. i.Theres a van from the eyewitness newsAnd helicopters circlin round in the skyAnd the bullets are flyin, the body counts risinAnd everyones dyin to know, oh santa, why?My my my my my myYou used to be such a jolly guyYes, virginia, now santas doing timeIn a federal prison for his infamous crimeHey, little friend, now dont you cry no more tearsHell be out with good behavior in 700 more yearsBut now vixens in therapy and donners still nervousAnd the elves all got jobs working for the postal serviceAnd they say mrs. claus, shes on the phone every nightWith her lawyer negotiating the movie rightsTheyre talkin bout the night santa went crazyThe night st. nicholas flippedBroke his back for some milk and cookiesSounds to me like he was tired of gettin gyppedWo, the night santa went crazyThe night st. nick went insaneRealized hed been gettin a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWo, something finally must have snapped in his brainTell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
