Weird Al Yankovic - The Plumbing Song Lyrics
(announcer: who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? twenty four hours a day? seven days a week? )Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a handBut plumbings one thing I dont understandIts true (havent got a clue)B-b-b-baby, I can tell youve got a big problemWhen I flush the john, then your shower goes on(baby) now watcha gonna do?If dranos a joke and your plunger is brokeBaby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench(baby) hell be there for youShowers backing up (up, up)?Water wont go down (down, down)?Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babyDont forget my plumberBa ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babySinks been stopped up all summerBa ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babyBetter call the plumberHell know what to doPipes been blowing upPipes been breaking downAnd the carpets soaked... right throughBa-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba baBa-ba ba ba ba, kitchens flooded, tooBa-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba baBa-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know its trueB-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawerIf he works for one day, costs you half a years pay(baby) he can be here by 2:00So if youve got cash, hell be there in a flashMakin service calls in his overalls(baby) hell do his best for youSewers backing up (up, up)?Got you feelin down (down, down)?Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babyDont forget my plumberBa ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babyLeaky pipes are a bummerBa ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, babyTime to call the plumberMaybe call a fewGot a problem with plumbing?Gotta blame it on somethingBlame it on the drain it was cloggin, clogginBlame it on the faucet that drips all nightIf hairballs, grease and gooWont let the water throughBlame it on the drain, yeah, yeahWhen I flush the john, now when I flush the johnIt turns your shower on(roto-rooter 6-5000)Ba ba-ba-ba, babyBetter call my plumberHell know what to do(announcer: call now. were in the yellow pages!)
