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[parody of eye of the tiger by survivor]

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Aint gonna fly now, hes just takin up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But hes no bum, he lives down the street.

He bought the neighborhood deli.

Back on his feet, now hes choppin up meat.

Come inside, maybe youll hear him say,

Try the rye or the kaiser,

Theyre on special tonight.

Let me please be your catering advisor.

If you want substitutions,

I wont put up a fight.

You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

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