Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins Lyrics
A long, long time agoIn a galaxy far awayNaboo was under an attackAnd I thought me and qui-gon jinnCould talk the federation intoMaybe cutting them a little slackBut their response, it didnt thrill usThey locked the doors and tried to kill usWe escaped from that gasThen met jar jar and boss nassWe took a bongo from the sceneAnd we went to theed to see the queenWe all wound up on tatooineThats where we found this boy...Oh my my this here anakin guyMay be vader someday later - now hes just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin soon Im gonna be a jediSoon Im gonna be a jediDid you know this junkyard slaveIsnt even old enough to shaveAnd he can use the force, they sayAhh, do you see him hitting on the queenThough hes just nine and shes fourteenYah, hes probably gonna marry her somedayWell, I knew he built c-3poAnd Ive heard how fast his pod can goAnd we were broke, its trueSo we made a wager or twoHe was a prepubescent flyin aceAnd the minute jabba started off that raceWell, I knew who would win first placeOh yes, it was our boyWe started singin ...My my this here anakin guyMay be vader someday later - now hes just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin soon Im gonna be a jediSoon Im gonna be a jediNow we finally got to coruscantThe jedi council we knew would wantTo see how good the boy could beSo we took him there and we told the taleHow his midi-chlorians were off the scaleAnd he might fulfill that prophecyOh, the council was impressed, of courseCould he bring balance to the force?They interview the kidOh, training they forbidBecause yoda sensed in him much fearAnd qui-gon said now listen hereJust stick it in your pointy earI still will teach this boyHe was singin ...My my this here anakin guyMay be vader someday later - now hes just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin soon Im gonna be a jediSoon Im gonna be a jediWe caught a ride back to naboocause queen amidala wanted toI frankly wouldve liked to stayWe all fought in that epic warAnd it wasnt long at all beforeLittle hotshot flew his plane and saved the dayAnd in the end some gunguns diedSome ships blew up and some pilots friedA lot of folks were croakinThe battle droids were brokenAnd the jedi I admire mostMet up with darth maul and now hes toastWell, Im still here and hes a ghostI guess Ill train this boyAnd I was singin ...My my this here anakin guyMay be vader someday later - now hes just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin soon Im gonna be a jediSoon Im gonna be a jediWe were singin ...My my this here anakin guyMay be vader someday later - now hes just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin soon Im gonna be a jedi
