Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics
Oh, this is a story bout a guy named alAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster palBut the sanitation workers really didnt approveSo he packed up his accordion and had to moveTo a city in ohio where he lived in a treeAnd he worked in a nasal decongestant factoryAnd he played on the company bowling teamAnd every single night he had a strange recurring dreamWhere he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour creamBut thats really not important to the storyWell, the very next year he met a dental hygienistWith a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)But he didnt keep in touchAnd he lost her numberThen he got himself a job on a tator tot farmAnd he spent his life-savings on a split-level caveTwenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwichFor what its worthThen one day al was in the forest trying to get a tanWhen he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little manHe was caught in a beart trap and al set him freeAnd the guy that he rescued was grateful as could beAnd it turns out hes a big-shot producer on tvSo he gives al a contract and whaddya knowNow hes got his very own weird al show(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)
