Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff Lyrics
The white stuff, the white stuffThe first one was a sweet oneSecond one was a blastSoon I finished off the bag, ate em up real fastYou can see em in my teethTell it when I talkHad so many my pancreas just went into shockI love the white stuff, babyIn the middle of an oreoI love the white stuff, babyIts the most delicious thing I knowIve had a zillion or twoIn my life, theyre so rightMy teeth are all rotted clear throughBut who cares? what else am I supposed to do?Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreoOh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuffOh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreoWhats in the middle? the white stuffThe first time that I tried itGot a big sugar buzzNothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie doesBut I love the filling mostI rub it on my roastMix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toastI love the white stuff, babyIn the middle of an oreoI love the white stuff, babyTake some with me everywhere I goMight get a pimple or twoWell, so what? its all rightNow twinkies and ding dongs wont doAll I need... you know what it isOh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreoOh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuffOh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreoOh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuffOh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreoWhats in the middle? the white stuff