Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam Lyrics
Carbon monoxideMaking me chokeNo a.c.And the radios brokeCars backed upFar as you can seeSeems like Ive been waiting here for all eternityOh, and just in case youre wonderingIll tell you where I amIm right here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck right here in the middle of this...Traffic jamI havent moved one inch from this here spotTraffic jamThe freeways one big parking lotTraffic jamMy radiators boiling hotAnd Im stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)Right here in the middle of a traffic jamTrapped insideMy automobileCobwebs gowinOn the steerin wheelNow, Im no geniusBut one thing I knowI shouldnt have had that bag of bran muffinsAn hour and a half agoYeah, and if you need to find meIll tell you where I amIm right here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...Traffic jamI havent moved one inch from this here spotTraffic jamThe freeways one big parking lotTraffic jamWell, I thought we were movin but I guess were notcause Im stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)Right here in the middle of a traffic jamStuck in the middle of a traffic jamYeah yeah yeah yeahBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper toBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper toBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...Yay-hey!Theres a yuppie on a cellular phoneIm gonna puke if I here any moreTheres a motorcycle zoomin by meWatch what happens when I open my doorNow were all goin nowhere fastWell, I guess thats perfectly clearI left home five hours agoAnd I can still see my house from hereSo if anybodys tryin to find meWell, Ill tell you where I amRight here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck right here in the middle of this...Traffic jamI havent moved one inch from this here spotTraffic jamThe freeways one big parking lotTraffic jamNow my back teeth are floatin and my nerves are shotAnd Im stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jamTraffic jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
