Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy Lyrics
Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alrightGot an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at nightTheres no feeling any greterThan to shoot first and ask questions laterNow Im trigger happy, trigger happy every dayWell, you cant take my guns away, I got a constitutional rightYeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonightIll blow their brains out with my smith and wessonThat ought to teach them all a darn good lessonNow Im trigger happy, trigger happy every day(oh yeah, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh baby, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh Im so)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or Im gonna have to blow you awayOh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the denI mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi againNow whyd you have to get so mad?It was just a lousy flesh wound, dadYou know, Im trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh, I still havent figured out the safety on my rifle yetLittle fluffy took a round, better take him to the vetI filled that kitty cat so full of leadWell have to use him for a pencil insteadWell, Im so trigger happy, trigger happy every day(oh yeah, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh baby, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh Im so)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or Im gonna have to blow you awayCome on and grab your ammoWhat have you got to lose?Well all get liquored upAnd shoot at anything that movesGot a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sightOh, Im prayin somebody tries to break in here tonightI always keep a magnum in my trunkYou better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?Because Im trigger happy, trigger happy every day(oh yeah, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh baby, Im)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happy(oh Im so)trigger, trigger happyYes Im trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or Im gonna have to blow you away
