Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
Im drivin a truckDrivin a big ol truckPedal to the metal, hope I dont run out of luckRollin down the highway until the break of dawnDrivin a truck with my high heels onMy diesel rig is northward boundIts time to put that hammer downJust watchin as the miles go flyin byIm ridin twenty tons of steelBut its sure hard to hold the wheelWhile Im waiting for my nails to dryOh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirrorAnd my pink angora sweater fits so tightIm jammin gears and haulin freightWell, I sure hope my seams are straightLord, dont let my mascara run tonightBecause Im drivin a truckDrivin a big ol truckSmokeys on my tail and my accelerators stuckGot these eighteen wheels-a-rollin until the break of dawnDrivin a truck with my high heels onOh, I dont mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on meAnd my nipple rings dont bother me too muchBut when I hit those big speed bumpsMy darling little rhinestone pumpsKeep slippin off the mother-lovin clutchBut still Im drivin a truckDrivin a big ol truckHeadin down the interstate, just tryin to make a buckWearin feather boas with sequins and chiffonWhile Im drivin a truck with my high heels onIm drivin a truckDrivin a truckGot a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluckAnd Im late for my appointment down at my hair salonSo Ill be drivin a truck with my high heels on
