Weird Al Yankovic - Ugly Irl Lyrics
Ken: Wanna go for a rideBarbie: Sure KenKen: Well forget itBarbie:Im and ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad i have it,I should fag it,Acne everywhere,Unwanted facial hair,Im a realation,To Frankinstiens creation.Ken:Your so ugly,You disgust me.Barbie:Im a bad homely girl,All alone in the wolrd,Im as flat as a board,Thin and lanky,Ken:Your a dog and a troll,Were you hit by a train,Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.Barbie:Dont get touched,Im afraid,Cos guys say,"A man i saw."Im and ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad i have it,I should fag it,Acne everywhere,Unwanted facial hair,Im a realation,To Frankinstiens creation.Ken:Your so ugly,You disgust me.Barbie:Boo Hoo Hoo YeahKen:Your so ugly,You disgust me.Oh Ooh Oh OohBarbie:Oh, lets go out and have some fun!Ken:Im sorry but your to damn ugly!Barbie:Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!