Weird Al Yankovic - Uhf Lyrics
Put down your remote controlThrow out your tv guidePut away your jacketTheres no need to go outsideDont you know that we control the horizontalWe control the verticle, tooWe gonna make a couch potato out of youThats what we gonna do nowDont change the channelDont touch that dialWe got it all on uhfKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on uhfDont worry bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhfDisconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sinkYou better put away your homeworkPrime time aint no time to thinkAll you do is make yourself a tv dinnerPress your face right up against the screenWe gonna show you thangs you aint ever seenIf you know what I mean, nowDont change the channelDont touch that dialWe got it all on uhfKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on uhfDont worry bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhfYou can watch us all dayYou can watch us all nightYou can watch us any time that you pleaseYou can sit around and stare at the picture tubetill your brain turns into cottage cheeseWell, nowDont change the channelDont touch that dialWe got it all on uhfKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on uhfDont worry bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on uhfWe got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (we got it all)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (we got it all)We got it all (we got it all) on uhf (we got it)(we got it) we got (we got it) it all (we got it) on uhf (we got it all)We got it all on uhf (we got it all)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all (we got it all) on uhf (on uhf)We got it all on uhfWe got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all (we got it all) on uhf (we go it)We got it all on uhfWe got it all on uhfWe got it all on uhfWe got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf (uhf)We got it all on uhf
