Weird Al Yankovic - Velvet Elvis Lyrics
My life, it used to be incompletetill I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meetMy life it wont be the same againNow Im proud to say the king lives on inside my denOh, its all I live for, its all I needMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvis means the world to meAlthough he may not be worth much doughHe means much more to me than some old rembrandt or van goghCheck out those sideburns, theres nothing greaterYou can tell that hes no velvet elvis imitatorOh, its all I live for, its all I needMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvisOh, now you cant you seeMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvisMy velvet elvis means the world to meIn my own private gracelandIn my own little shrine to the kingI dont want nothin elseNo, I dont need anythingDont need no lava lampDont need no soap on a ropeNo pictures of mexican kids with those really big eyesOr dogs playing pokerWhen Im at home watching my tvI know the king is always looking down on meHe looks so handsome, he stands so tallSo glad hes big enough to cover up that hole in the wall(velvet elvis) hes so fuzzy(velvet elvis) hes so great(velvet elvis) never ages(velvet elvis) never puts on weight(velvet elvis) look at those rhinestones(velvet elvis) hes just so fine(velvet elvis) you can look but dont touch now(velvet elvis) cause hes mine all mine
