Weird Al Yankovic - WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? Lyrics
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special reportAbout some devastating earthquake in PeruThere were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliveOn the Richter scale it measured 8.2And I said, "God, please answer me one question...Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everythingAnd now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missedWhy does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?Why does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawlThere was a 12-car pile-up, everybody deadAnd I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhereAs well as my friend Robert's disembodied headAnd I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with himHey, wait a minute, he still owes me money . what a jerkWell, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see againPlus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to workOh, why does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?Why does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on tonerAnd he told me I should buy another caseWell, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on askingSo I turned around and stabbed him in the faceOh, and wouldn't you know it?My knife got stuckI guess that's probably bound to happen now and thenBut I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a littleAnd I know the blade will never ever be quite as sharp againOh tell me, why does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?Why does this always happen...Why does this always happen to me?Why does this always happen to me?Why does this always happen to me?
