Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King Lyrics
It took a lifetime, but I finally foundThe perfect waffle recipeYoull never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin townOne little bite and Im sure that youll agreeYour eyes roll back and your knees get weakAw, youre gonna lick your plate cleanPeople come from miles around just to study my techniqueI make the best darn waffles this world has ever seenIm the waffle king (waffle king)... yeahWaffle king (waffle king)Thats what they call meWaffle king (waffle king)Hey, Im the waffle kingEverywhere I go, the people cheerI never have to wait in linePeople say, right this way, sir... your moneys no good here.Some day I betcha theyll build me a shrineAnd everybody say, well, Im your biggest fan!I seen your picture in people magazine!Folks come from around the world just to shake my handIf you dont believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I meanIm the waffle king (waffle king)Make you want to scream and shoutWaffle king (waffle king)Thats my name, dont wear it outWaffle king (waffle king)Make no mistake about it Im the waffle king... yeahRoll out the red carpet, cause here I comeAll you peons better scramOut of my way, you worthless piece of scumDont you know who I am?Hey!I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin foolsEverybody, on your kneesYou wanna buy a waffle, youre playin by my rulesGo on, beg me... lemme hear you say pretty pleaseCant you tell the universe revolves around me?Dont you know you suckers owe me everything?And cant you see that Im the highest form of life that there could ever be?Everybody all around the world, stand up and singCome on know...Waffle kingHey, batter batterWaffle kingHot on your platterWaffle kingSay, whats the matterDont you know who I am?Dont you know who I am?Tell em, girls(hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)Yeah yeah(hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)Tell the truth now(hes the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)Dont you know who I am?Dont you know who I am?
