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  • If god had long hair and a goatee
  • And if his eyes were pretty glazed
  • If he looked spaced out
  • Would you buy his story
  • Would you believe he had an eye infection?
  • And yeah yeah god looks baked
  • Yeah yeah god smells good
  • Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
  • What if god smoked cannabis?
  • Hit the bong like some of us
  • Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  • And he subscribes to rolling stone
  • If god made this place, in the beginning
  • Did he plant any seeds?
  • Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
  • So they’d be hungry for the apple
  • That the snake was always offering
  • And yeah yeah god rolls great
  • Yeah yeah god smells good
  • Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
  • What if god smoked cannabis?
  • Do you suppose he had a buzz?
  • When he made the platypus
  • When he created earth our home
  • Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
  • And do you think he rolls his own
  • Up there in heaven on the throne
  • And when the saints go marching home
  • Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl

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