Weird Al Yankovic - Won't Eat Prunes Again Lyrics
It was just the other dayWhen we went to joes cafeJust to order up a couple steaks to eatBut we noticed something wrongAll the worcestershire was goneBut the waitress brought a different kind of treatShe said this sauce was the chefs new creationGuaranteed, its a new taste sensationBut she warned us its made out of prunesTry a little if you dareNothing can compareSo we had some and now we swearWe wont eat prunes againThat was such a dirty trickBoy, it really made us sickWell it looks like weve been done in by the pruneStill the memory lingers onI been livin in the johncause Ive had the runs since monday afternoonId sell my soul for some new constipationNeed a cure for this new aggravationDiarrhea has taken its tollStill got the runs todayJust like yesterdayBuddy, thats why Im hear to sayWe wont eat prunes againWont eat prunes againNo noYeahEat the new sauceSame as the old sauce