Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics
Weve been together for so very longBut now things are changing, oh I wonder whats wrong?Seems you dont want me aroundThe passion is gone and the flames died downI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that Im the antichristOh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?That kind of thing is hard to ignoreGot a funny feeling you dont love me anymoreI knew that we were having problems whenYou put those piranhas in my bathtub againYoure still the light of my lifeOh darling, Im beggin, wont you put down that knife?You know, I even think its kinda cute the wayYou poison my coffee just a little each dayI still remember the way that you laughedWhen you pushed me down that elevator shaftOh, if you dont mind me asking, whats this poisonous cobraDoing in my underwear drawer?Sometime I get to thinking you dont love me any moreYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grillNow my scars are all healing, but my heart never willYou set my house on fireYou pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliersOh, you think that Im ugly and you say that Im cheapYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleepYou drilled a hole in my headThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for deadOh, you know this really isnt like you at allYou never acted this way beforeHoney, something tells me you dont love me any more, oh no noGot a funny feeling you dont love me anymore(approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence)
