Weird Al Yankovic - Young, Dumb Ugly Lyrics
Were dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudesMost of our brain cells are goneWe were born to be bad, you better not make us madOr we just might toilet paper your lawnWe got a reputation round these partsWe only leave a ten percent tipSometimes we dont return our shoping cartsStay out of our way and dont you give us no lipcause were young... dumb and uglyThats what we areWere so young... young, dumb and uglyWe wear black leather in the hottest weatherYou cant imagine the smellWe got three-day stubble, our names spell troubleT-r-u-b-e-lReaisin hell, bendin the rules just a littleWere livin only for thrillsWe squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middleAnd wait until the last minute to pay our telephone billscause were young... dumb and uglyYou better believe itWere young... young, dumb and uglyIll tell you againWere so young... young, dumb and uglyWere comin to your townYeah, were young... young, dumb and uglyWere wild, reckless men, were on a rampage againWe drive with just one hand on the wheelDangers in our soul, were goin out of controlSwimmin right after a big heavy mealWere there wherever troubles startingWere rebels without a clueWe drink milk right from the cartonAnd keep our library books till theyre way overduecause were young... dumb and uglyThats what we areWere so young... young, dumb and uglyYou cant stop usWere young... were so young, dumb and uglyYoung, dumb & uglyWere young... were young, dumb and uglySo uglyYoung... dumb... & ugly
