Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck Lyrics
Woh ohI want a new duckOne that wont try to biteOne that wont chew a hole in my socksOne that wont quack all nightI want a new duckOne with big webbed feetOne that knows how to wash my carAnd keep his room real neatOne that wont raid the ice boxOne thatll stay in shapeOne thats never gonna try to migrate or escapeOr Ill tie him up with duck tapeI want a new duckA mallard I thinkOne that wont make a mess of my houseOr build a nest in the bathroom sinkI want a new duckOne that wont steal my beerOne that wont stick his bill in my mailOne that knows the duck stops hereOne that wont drive me crazy waddling all aroundOne wholl teach me how to swim and help me not to drownAnd show me how to get downHow to get down babyGet it?************* *********** ***I want a new duckNot a swan or a gooseJust a drake I can dress real cuteThink Im gonna name him bruceI want a new duckNot a quail or an owlOne that wont molt to muchOne that wont smell too fowlOne that wont beg for breadcrumbsHangin around all dayHed better mind his mannersBetter do just what I sayOr hes gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah*********** (*** ** **)***********(lots of quacking sounds)
