Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup Lyrics
I dated siamese twinsI slept with bigfoot, tooGet me on sally jessePut me on donahuecause I wanna tell the world about itRight nowMy dogs a narcolepticMy moms a circus freakI gotta get a spot onGeraldos show this weekcause I wanna tell the world about itRight nowIm just an anorexic codependant bingo addictStripper born without a chinAnd Im only comfortable talking about itWhen the whole wide world is listening inTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to meMy wife ran off with elvisMy boss shaved off my hairIve got a thing for poodlesAnd rubber underwearAnd I wanna tell the world about itRight nowI had a close encounterI never chew my foodI got eleven nose jobsI yodel in the *****And I wanna tell the world about itRight nowIm just a cross-dressin alcoholic neo-naziPorno star, as you may have guessedAnd Im really gonna feel a whole lot betterIf you let me get this thing off my chestTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to meIm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniacAlbino go-go dancer, you seeNothin so bad that I cant share itWith a billion friends on national tv, whoa...I have no genitaliaI sold my kids for cheeseI love my blow up doll, soBring out those cameras, pleasecause I wanna tell the world about itRight nowTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to meTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to meTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to meTalk soup... talk soupListen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
